Mini Vacation

We are in the “we have to do it now or we’ll never get to do it again” phase of Chambana life. This is our last summer here, so anything we like to do or anywhere we’ve wanted to go, we’re trying to cram it all in. In that spirit, we went to Clinton Lake yesterday for a hike. We found this trail in early March and really enjoyed ourselves: it has topography! So back we went to have another care-free day outdoors.

This is the lake. This is the view we had pretty much the entire trail the first time we came here. Except less green stuff, of course. But there were nice lake vistas at every turn.


Not so anymore. The aforementioned green stuff has choked out any view of the lake except that first scenic overlook. This is now about what the trail looks like for 12 miles.

Lovely. But a lot of green stuff. A lot. This is apparently not a maintained trail. In March the trail was easily followable: trail in the middle with some little plants on either side. This time around there were a couple spots where we had to trust that Eliza was accurately following the real trail. (She’s short. The waist-high foliage that droops obscured the trail for us, but she’s below the droopage point and so just went on full-bore.) And here I am with our most indispensable piece of trail equipment: the stick.

It kept us from walking through tons and tons of spiderwebs. Instead we only walked through tons. And Bill says I was constantly throwing spiders back at him by swinging the stick. But still, the stick was appreciated.

Did I mention this is not a maintained trail? Here’s a bridge along the trail. Or it was. Once.

I know this picture is terrible; the dog pulled my hand as I was taking it.
So I’ll tell you, it’s a bridge, on it’s side. The part you can see is the hand railing.

Not that we didn’t have a good time. It was an adventure. A hero’s trek. And the highlight of the week for at least one of us.

Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"

On a certain street on my bicycle route I often see the same walkers out every morning. We wave, they walk on, I pedal on. There is one woman, however, that displays a bizarre behavior: she walks backward.

When I first mentioned this to Bill, he suggested maybe she’s sort of cross-training. Walking backward uses different muscles than walking forward. Maybe Tuesday and Thursday are her walking backward days of her everyday exercise schedule.

This woman, though, is not the cross-training type. She’s not the power mom in her spandex and sports bra pumping her arms as she books it down the sidewalk. Neither is she the elderly woman in her trainers and leisure suit enjoying her well-kept body late in life. This woman is in her 60s, always wears a navy blue trench coat and an allergy mask, and always carries a Schnuck’s cloth tote bag and umbrella with the pointy thing on the end like a cane. She walks very slowly and carefully (granted, I would too if I couldn’t see where I was going). She’s always on the same side of the sidewalk and doesn’t turn around for driveways or cross-street crossings. She has puffy, dark eyes and keeps her long brown hair loose but inside her coat. But she seems cogent, lucid, with-it. She obviously recognizes me now, although she doesn’t wave or smile back at me.

I’m very curious why she walks backward. She doesn’t really welcome interaction, though, so I’m left to my own conjectures. Maybe it’s an exercise in trust: “A higher power will tell me if I’m in danger; I can trust said higher power to keep me safe even if I can’t see where I’m going.” Maybe she has some muscle ache that only acts up if she’s going forward. Maybe there are hidden cameras capturing people’s reactions and broadcasting us to the world at large?

Peanuts and Cracker Jacks

On Sunday, Bill’s research group (and their significant others) was treated to a baseball game in Chicago: White Sox vs. Red Sox. It was a mild summer day, although it felt hot hot hot with the sun beating down on us for 3 hours. We were rooting for the Red Sox (of course), and we thought we had it in the bag when after the first two innings we were up 3 runs to 0. But, sadly, it wasn’t the Red Sox’s day, and the White Sox beat us out 6 to something. (Hey, give me a break. At least I was paying enough attention to know who won.)

Bill and Gretchen cooking

our good friends Tiffany and Tyler cooking

the action: Red Sox up to bat

And, alas, we didn’t have the cash for extravagancies like peanuts and cracker jacks. We stuck with the essentials: beer and hot dogs.

It’s All Fun and Games

Until someone gets poison ivy. Or poison oak. Or poison sumac. Or something.

Eliza and I went for a little jaunt in the woods today. It turned out to be littler than planned because I walked through a grove of poison something-or-other. We were bushwhacking a little. And a couple steps in I noticed that the leaves of these plants were actually little razor blades. Sharp ones. Except there weren’t any cuts; it just burned like heck wherever the edges of the leaves had touched me. Hives were quickly forming. Then I had a choice: I could either turn around, only two steps into the death trap, and go back to the car the round-about way; or I could push through the 15 feet to the trail which I could see, and which would get me to the car quickly. I chose to push through. Let me just say, ouch ouch ouch!!
Once back in the car we drove straight to the pharmacy for calamine lotion and home (only 5 miles above the speed limit). I have now been sitting in front of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with pinky-white legs warding off Eliza who thinks calamine lotion is tasty. I’ve so far been distracted enough to keep from raking fingernails up and down my legs. So far.
I think next time I go traipsing through the woods, I’ll wear pants.

Berries

I went out into the garden yesterday to harvest some blackberries. (Yes, that’s right! The blackberries are ripening. Five or six at a time!) I expected to be picking bullbous juicy dark runny berries. But this is what I found.

Faux blackberries. Okay. Not even close to blackberries. It’s this terrible viney windy fast-growing weed that has encircled the entire bush without us even noticing it was there. Until it started to bear its own fruit and give up its camouflage. So I started untangling this monster. Copious lengths of vine resulted. Like taking out a small intestine, it was confounding that there was so much of it in such a little space! And this is now my least favorite of all weeds. It smells like burning rubber. I swear, once you start pulling it up, it’s like standing at a scenic overlook half-way down a very steep and heavily-trafficked mountain. And it attracts aphids. Lots and lots of aphids. Yellow slimy burst-if-you-breath-wrong coating-all-the-stems cover-your-hands-in-gook aphids. (I may not be girly in many areas of life, but bugs are not something I feel the need to be strong about. I scream when I have to smoosh cucumber beetles. So just imagine me unweaving fifty feet of this nastiness.) Luckily for the blackberry bush I feel it’s worth fighting for. And so now it looks like this:
Nothing but blackberries, baby! And though we may not get a cobbler with six blackberries coming ripe at a time, we at least get a super duper treat with breakfast every morning!