I’ve been thinking lately about how I bought this huge amount of full-fat yogurt for Maggie and I’m afraid it will go bad before she can eat it all. They just don’t make those individual serving sizes for whole milk yogurt. Everyone in the world is health-conscious these days. I guess I shouldn’t be one to talk, since I eat the fat-free stuff too.
So today I took matters into my hands. Or exactly the opposite in this case. I dropped it off the counter as I went to put it back in the refrigerator. About half the container has been scraped off the tile in the kitchen and washed down the sink. See? Problem solved.
Magrilless 
seems a small yogurt maker might be in your future.
Mmmm….full fat yogurt! Yum!! I guess throwing it on the floor is more practical than shipping it to Cleveland, though ;-).
I don't know why I have this bias — I think home yogurt makers are Gross. Anything you can make on the back of your toilet is just not appropriate. I'll make soft cheese (which is no different I know) but somehow yogurt just seems wrong.
now Gretch, this was either an act of God moving your arm to sweep this disgusting 100% yogurt to the ground (gotta doubt this) or the most clever act of motherhood you've had, well, in a day.
You get A for clever but F for completness – if your going to spill & get the job done, find the dogs and just let them at it…
your most clever Mother activity was Saturday's obstacle course for Mag's. way cool